OK well to start, WELCOMNE TO JOEL! We have our fifth member so we are onto a regular posting days! yea yea i know its old news but i haven't had a chance to say yay about it yet!
NOW! ONTO THE LOLZ!


OK well to start, WELCOMNE TO JOEL! We have our fifth member so we are onto a regular posting days! yea yea i know its old news but i haven't had a chance to say yay about it yet!
NOW! ONTO THE LOLZ!
(I could've had this blog posted three hours ago, but circumstance is a fickle, fickle patron. Still.)
Hi guys, name's Joel, and here's my first contribution to the daily lol!
Since I’m the New Guy, I figure I should start with a quick intro. I’m a research student at a university in NSW, where I’m studying Education. I have a really broad taste in just about everything, including humour, but not many people who don’t know me get my jokes. *Plays the world’s smallest violin*. I’ve had three text blogs and a vlog in the past – most of them have fallen by the wayside, but I’ll link up my main blog in the vague hope someone might actually read it. Anyway, enough about me, let’s get into the funny! For my first trick, I’m starting close to home. There are some very strange signs around the place if you look for them, and these are two of my all time favourites.
This sign I found outside the local Aldi. BEWARE, they say! I spent the whole trip home nervously waiting for a pedestrian to jump out of the bushes and attack the car…
Warning! This box may attack at any time! Do not get too close! Well, that’s what the caption on this should’ve read. Instead, it was the warning label on – wait for it – a circuit box. You know: those yellow boxy things that route power around parts of a city. Given they’re bolted to the ground, and have neither doors nor legs, I have no idea what this sign is meant to mean.
In other news, I didn’t watch many YouTube videos this week – our Internet connection right now would make dying snails feel good about their turn of speed. But I’ve got an old favourite of mine to show you – it has a very high level of awesome.
Scary Mary
This will forever change the way you think about Mary Poppins. I think I must've watched it ten times when I first found it.
Finally, the man behind XKCD.com has put together a limericks database, which never fails to make me laugh. It's user-generated, so there's always something new to read. Try saying this one out loud, or even in your head:
There was a limerick I heard,
With stressed syllables quite awkward.
Rhythm was somewhat
Still present in it, but
It forced mispronouncing every word.
Thanks for reading guys; see you next week!
Joel
P.S. Fillet think there are no manly lols on the 'net, does he? That sounds like a challenge to me!
P.P.S I don't want to mess up anyone else's fish, so can whoever started the applet please add me to the pond? I'll be either grey or white - either one's fine. Cheers guys.
Hey! We got our first comment yesterday! I'm so glad we have an audience besides ourselves... Considering RLWOOD asked so nicely I'll include not so many YouTube videos in today's lols. I can't really watch them either, RLWOOD. My connection is too slow!
Previously on my own blog I talked about the day I went to Wet 'n Wild with my church. What I didn't tell you there, however, that it was worth the entire price of admission just to hear a friend of mine say 'fuck' when he went down the Tornado with me and two others. He was absolutely petrified! I laughed all the way down.
It's no secret that Cute With Chris is one of my favourite shows on the internet, it always makes me lol, but he also has a blog which is updated several times a day with his cutery. People also send stuff to him. One of his latest entries, entitled 'Jugs are for coffee' cracked me up.
Oh I can't help myself. The fiveawesomegirls are just too awesome:
Also - lolcat! WANT!And as always, Natalie Dee.
Entitled: It Feels Good To Get Things Off Your Chest
While people are still reflecting upon those movie stars and "who wore what" on the red carpet, I'll instead turn my attention to a smaller screen for this special post-Oscars edition of the LOLs!
Junofield by HotBananaStud
Personal recommendation Check out HotBananaStud's 8 Part ROADTRIP series. You will LOL, you will cry, you will LOL some more.
Also This Edition
Gays and Earthquakes
It's All Because (The Gays Are Getting Married)
I never thought this would ever happen in a million years, but two of my favourites - Elvira: Mistress of The Dark and Leslie Hall (Keeper Of The Gems!) have teamed up to rework Leslie's Classic Zombie Killer song. It includes a funny reference to Vincent Price which seems particularly apt given the Michael Jackson "Thriller" re-release. (Although honestly the original video is probably funnier!)
A big welcome to the newest member of the LOL Family We are very excited to welcome Joel to the LOLs. He be making his debut on THURSDAY. I hope everyone will make him very welcome.
Also... The LOL's very own Rob (HalfScottishGuy) has been a very busy guy indeed! Not only has he become part of OneAwesomeWorld (check out his hilarious debut video), he has also been spotted taking part in projects for StudentDotCom. Keep up the good work! Just don't forget to LOL, okay?
Watch JohnOfJordan 'cause he's probably watching... YOU!
I haven't cleared it with anyone but John, but I think I've finally found our fifth member. So next week we'll be each moving to a set day, which will make things ever-so much easier!
I'm still not over Cute With Chris. Follow this link and keep following the story to the end. It is a joy to behold.
And finally, COMICS!
This one is entitled: Keep Digging
Im sad to say, having been so busy with school i find myself severely lacking in lols...
so i have for you instead, something which is more awesome than actually funny, but still. enjoy!
CLICKY!
Leuke: Ninjas and Pirates have always been mortal enemies; pirates have birds; this particular bird was owned by someone I met on Stickam, who (one supposes) sends email; My Name is URL is the story of one man's quest to make up for a lifetime of technological social faux pas. Oh and as far as bad taste technological social faux pas goes... calling Britney a mad cow, nice one NINEMSN!
Massaar6's Ninjas Pwn Pirates
Also This Edition
Phenom Shortbeard - Drive Like a Pirate
Jabbabird is bring BIRDY BACK!
My name is URL
And Finally....
Is Britney Spears A Mad Cow? A follow up on an observation made by Rohan earlier. Not necessarily funny, but I think valid and worth sharing!
So it has come to my attention that a large percentage of out lol's come from YouTube.... I don't really know why this is significant, but i thought I'd point it out... Yeah...
So here we go... Youtube vids!
#1 today is this wonderful song by "very tasteful". The song it's self it quite addictive, but accompanied by the brilliant photography, it really is a masterpiece in my eye's. ^^
#2 will have to be another song to follow. ^^ This one's quite am amusing, and alot of people should be able to relate to it. =P I know i can.... Damn iPods...
#3 follows the apple theme... Giant iPhone anyone?
#4 is hilarious... just like number three... So watch this one if you need some good life lessons... =P It should help you out alot.
So that's it from me for now.... This weeks challenge is for you guys to link your lol's together, just like i did! ^^
I see you all during the week...
So I log into MSN right? Right? And the news pops up right? Yeah. And it's Valentines Day right? Look what the news said:
i know i know i missed my day, I am sorry about that but i have been really busy latley.
Seeing as it looks like we got a bit confused with who goes when (when are we getting our three extra people so we can have a particular day?) here is a video that just made me lol just then.
It ought to tide you over until tomorrow when Rob goes.
Whoa, I got skipped? Shattered...
Well I'm still gonna post today. Take that system!
So last time I posted, we had a funny little clip from RiverBasil Concerning Valentines Day, well today, we have another fun video, this time, from MusicalKiwi13...
And for more Valentines joy why not watch Trippy's Vid...
I love Monopoly...
Charlie is also Friggin awesome! ^^
That's it from Leukey...
DISCLAIMER
I want to just point out before we started today's LOLs that I am very respectful of contactees and abductees, and that the video that follows is offered entirely from a hope to entertain rather than to be disrespectful. The truth is the world is a very strange place.
Actually it probably serves as a good parallel for people (like myself) sitting at home alone on Valentines Day, who, like our Non-Abductees, ask the question: "Why not me?!"
Non-Abductees Anonymous by Drung888
Also This Edition
Naomi Robson Today Tonight Outtakes
Comedy Inc - Today Tonight Parody
Comedy Inc - A Current Affair Parody
From XKCD.comClick For Larger Image
I appreciate this is a departure from tradition here at the LOLs, but I'd like to dedicate this entry to Ivan T. Sanderson; a truly original thinker.
Don't forget your lols Ro!
How are you today good? Good.
I have a new source of lols! It's Savage Chickens where some guy whose surname is Savage draws chickens on post-it notes. Hilarity ensures.This one is so funny because it's true. There is one sure-fire way to lose all faith in humanity and that is by working in customer service.
Have you heard of Wisemanthree? He was one of my first subscribers on YouTube and now he's just become a partner. Anyway, this video of his really got me for some reason.
Also Nalts posted the following video on his responseofnalts channel about his recent trip to London. Americans in other people's countries are always funny.
I also really enjoyed his Rowdy in London video, because it makes fun of my two favourite countries to make fun of - America and the United Kingdom.
Someone posted a hater comment on one of my videos. My immediate reaction was to laugh my face off. Lookey:And finally, a Lolcat - because I can't help myself.
Catcha
Another edition of lol's from the vault, this will probably be my last one of these, and i have a good stockpile of new lols for my next turn.
A selection of pimpin pricey lol's from john
Many of my fellow LOLers were probably too young to appreciate The Thriller at the time, so why not bring it back now...
VideoJug Presents...
How To Do The Thriller
Also This Edition
Robin Sparkles "Let's Go To The Mall" (Rhyming "Tori" with "Sorry" - brilliance!) And Robin Explains
Pac Man: The Movie
Carrie Loves The 80s, Too!
Maldroid - Heck No (I'll Never Listen to Techno)
I LOL
THEREFORE I AM.
Right so here i am again, and I notice we have yet to get more people in on the campaign. I was totally skeptical about this blog thing, but it's kinda cool... I can just sit here and ramble on... But i shan't!
Let's kick of the proceedings with a hilarious anecdote.... *sigh* I wish I was in VLR... lol
Our Very own riverbasil has made a hilarious Valentines video, so go check that out. And as we all know, River basil love Nalts, so check out his latest video. =P
fwins anyone?
And the non-Youtube article of the week: explosm's peter pan cult. ^^
So that's if from me, Leukeface..... *sigh* lol
I'll see you tomorrow John... =D
I guess you could say I find cute funny. That's the only conclusion I could come to. Lolcats and Cute With Chris just really pushes my funny-buttons. I'll spare you the lolcats for today. But Chris, he is amazing - did you know that?Not long ago Chris made a live stage production of his online show Cute With Chris (see below). This picture was taken during that show, then photoshopped by a viewer and was posted on his blog. Made me lol - but that really goes without saying around here doesn't it.
Here are the highlights of the live show:
Also Natalie's husband, Drew, makes an occasional web-show called Roller Chester. Here is the latest episode:
Finally I challenged the Radge (aka, littleradge) to Scots me out with as much obscure Scots-English as possible. After I watched it about four times I had the story mostly figured out (although I'm still waiting on a full translation so I'm not sure if I got it right or not!). It is golden. Pure golden.
See you tomorrow Leuke.
Well I thought considering this campaign I started has become a blog, I would maybe repost some of the things that have been sent previously. Sorry to the team who won't see anything new in this edition, but I thought it was necessary to resend some of the classics, I may do this for my next few lol's, so sorry to the team for the repetition, but I will go back to regular posting soon.
SurburbanMom's YOUR GUIDE TO PERVERSION
(I feel like Leuke and Rob, especially, after the 'rocking bed' incident should watch this. XD)
Also this edition:
Sushi Dilemma
What Would Jesus Do: Rhianna's UMBRELLA
Almost Famous
Work Out Machissmo Style
I have been told it is my day, and we have a new format of posting. I'm sending this as an e-mail, but it's gonna appear as a blog! crazy!
Anyway, I found this mildly funny, maybe not that tasteful...
Frezned however did post quite a funny little song in response to nerimon's latest video...
For a quick laugh and neat trick, check out Trippy's latest vid... I found it quite amusing... =P
Well here's another rather intersting video from one of the "big guys".
And lastly this little number... It's quite possible you've seen it, but if you haven't it's quite clever....
So hopfully this sends all alright... hopfully next time i have to post we'll have more people in the team (like 7) and i'll have a fixed day! =D
Leuke
Woa! I'm like, all out of loljuice. Of course, I could just fill this up with more kind-of-funny lolcats or other stuff this is kind of lol, but that wouldn't be doing the lols justice. Instead I'll just focus on a very few things that made me lol.
A picture of a text message my friend Jay-Dee sent to me last night.
I laughed a lot when I received this message, not only because of the way it's written, but also because she was standing about a metre away from me at the time.
Video: Kinda catchy...
Pictures: Going through Natalie Dee's archives made me laugh at this animal attack series she did. As well as this one. It helps if you can read the titles (in the URL).
Many happy lols to you!
Robo