OK well to start, WELCOMNE TO JOEL! We have our fifth member so we are onto a regular posting days! yea yea i know its old news but i haven't had a chance to say yay about it yet!
NOW! ONTO THE LOLZ!
Friday, February 29, 2008
busy busy busy
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Sign of the Times
(I could've had this blog posted three hours ago, but circumstance is a fickle, fickle patron. Still.)
Hi guys, name's Joel, and here's my first contribution to the daily lol!
Since I’m the New Guy, I figure I should start with a quick intro. I’m a research student at a university in NSW, where I’m studying Education. I have a really broad taste in just about everything, including humour, but not many people who don’t know me get my jokes. *Plays the world’s smallest violin*. I’ve had three text blogs and a vlog in the past – most of them have fallen by the wayside, but I’ll link up my main blog in the vague hope someone might actually read it. Anyway, enough about me, let’s get into the funny! For my first trick, I’m starting close to home. There are some very strange signs around the place if you look for them, and these are two of my all time favourites.
This sign I found outside the local Aldi. BEWARE, they say! I spent the whole trip home nervously waiting for a pedestrian to jump out of the bushes and attack the car…
Warning! This box may attack at any time! Do not get too close! Well, that’s what the caption on this should’ve read. Instead, it was the warning label on – wait for it – a circuit box. You know: those yellow boxy things that route power around parts of a city. Given they’re bolted to the ground, and have neither doors nor legs, I have no idea what this sign is meant to mean.
In other news, I didn’t watch many YouTube videos this week – our Internet connection right now would make dying snails feel good about their turn of speed. But I’ve got an old favourite of mine to show you – it has a very high level of awesome.
Scary Mary
This will forever change the way you think about Mary Poppins. I think I must've watched it ten times when I first found it.
Finally, the man behind XKCD.com has put together a limericks database, which never fails to make me laugh. It's user-generated, so there's always something new to read. Try saying this one out loud, or even in your head:
There was a limerick I heard,
With stressed syllables quite awkward.
Rhythm was somewhat
Still present in it, but
It forced mispronouncing every word.
Thanks for reading guys; see you next week!
Joel
P.S. Fillet think there are no manly lols on the 'net, does he? That sounds like a challenge to me!
P.P.S I don't want to mess up anyone else's fish, so can whoever started the applet please add me to the pond? I'll be either grey or white - either one's fine. Cheers guys.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
I Want To Tickle You
Hey! We got our first comment yesterday! I'm so glad we have an audience besides ourselves... Considering RLWOOD asked so nicely I'll include not so many YouTube videos in today's lols. I can't really watch them either, RLWOOD. My connection is too slow!
Previously on my own blog I talked about the day I went to Wet 'n Wild with my church. What I didn't tell you there, however, that it was worth the entire price of admission just to hear a friend of mine say 'fuck' when he went down the Tornado with me and two others. He was absolutely petrified! I laughed all the way down.
It's no secret that Cute With Chris is one of my favourite shows on the internet, it always makes me lol, but he also has a blog which is updated several times a day with his cutery. People also send stuff to him. One of his latest entries, entitled 'Jugs are for coffee' cracked me up.
Oh I can't help myself. The fiveawesomegirls are just too awesome:
Also - lolcat! WANT!
And as always, Natalie Dee.
Entitled: It Feels Good To Get Things Off Your Chest
Even XKCD doesn't really get a ten in the manlies. I ever so enjoy it though.
Alt text: You can identify them ahead-of-time -- they lead with their left foot when the music starts.
I'm gonna go find me some manly lols for next week.
See you tomorrow Joel.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Junofield, Gays and Zombie Killers!
While people are still reflecting upon those movie stars and "who wore what" on the red carpet, I'll instead turn my attention to a smaller screen for this special post-Oscars edition of the LOLs!
Junofield by HotBananaStud
Personal recommendation Check out HotBananaStud's 8 Part ROADTRIP series. You will LOL, you will cry, you will LOL some more.
Also This Edition
Gays and Earthquakes
It's All Because (The Gays Are Getting Married)
I never thought this would ever happen in a million years, but two of my favourites - Elvira: Mistress of The Dark and Leslie Hall (Keeper Of The Gems!) have teamed up to rework Leslie's Classic Zombie Killer song. It includes a funny reference to Vincent Price which seems particularly apt given the Michael Jackson "Thriller" re-release. (Although honestly the original video is probably funnier!)
A big welcome to the newest member of the LOL Family We are very excited to welcome Joel to the LOLs. He be making his debut on THURSDAY. I hope everyone will make him very welcome.
Also... The LOL's very own Rob (HalfScottishGuy) has been a very busy guy indeed! Not only has he become part of OneAwesomeWorld (check out his hilarious debut video), he has also been spotted taking part in projects for StudentDotCom. Keep up the good work! Just don't forget to LOL, okay?
Watch JohnOfJordan 'cause he's probably watching... YOU!
Monday, February 25, 2008
yes!
The first day of the non-weird lol's.
Let's get strait to it. My first lol kinda requires you to know of some other youtube video's. So to start with you should all know about this crazy dance of awesomenees. Then there is a similar concept, but done on hands. Now Barats And Bereta have come up with their own brilliant little thing. ^^
Many people on youtube aspire to be in the partner program... But is it all it's cracked up to be? Or is it a mad Google cult?
Now you probably saw this on the front page, but not everyone looks at the features, and if you have, then you should look at this one again. =P It's a truley brilliant Nursery Rhyme...
And finally...
Friday, February 22, 2008
Last Day of Weird Lols
I haven't cleared it with anyone but John, but I think I've finally found our fifth member. So next week we'll be each moving to a set day, which will make things ever-so much easier!
I'm still not over Cute With Chris. Follow this link and keep following the story to the end. It is a joy to behold.
And finally, COMICS!
This one is entitled: Keep Digging
Finally this one makes me giggle a lot because this is the reaction I always get from my friends when I show them Toothpaste for Dinner/ Natalie Dee/ Married to the Sea.
Entitled: Shut Up Already Fewer Questions More Evil Teddybear Fighting
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Lulzor roflmao
Im sad to say, having been so busy with school i find myself severely lacking in lols...
so i have for you instead, something which is more awesome than actually funny, but still. enjoy!
CLICKY!
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Ninjas vs Pirates: A LOLFest
Leuke: Ninjas and Pirates have always been mortal enemies; pirates have birds; this particular bird was owned by someone I met on Stickam, who (one supposes) sends email; My Name is URL is the story of one man's quest to make up for a lifetime of technological social faux pas. Oh and as far as bad taste technological social faux pas goes... calling Britney a mad cow, nice one NINEMSN!
Massaar6's Ninjas Pwn Pirates
Also This Edition
Phenom Shortbeard - Drive Like a Pirate
Jabbabird is bring BIRDY BACK!
My name is URL
And Finally....
Is Britney Spears A Mad Cow? A follow up on an observation made by Rohan earlier. Not necessarily funny, but I think valid and worth sharing!
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
omg youtube
So it has come to my attention that a large percentage of out lol's come from YouTube.... I don't really know why this is significant, but i thought I'd point it out... Yeah...
So here we go... Youtube vids!
#1 today is this wonderful song by "very tasteful". The song it's self it quite addictive, but accompanied by the brilliant photography, it really is a masterpiece in my eye's. ^^
#2 will have to be another song to follow. ^^ This one's quite am amusing, and alot of people should be able to relate to it. =P I know i can.... Damn iPods...
#3 follows the apple theme... Giant iPhone anyone?
#4 is hilarious... just like number three... So watch this one if you need some good life lessons... =P It should help you out alot.
So that's it from me for now.... This weeks challenge is for you guys to link your lol's together, just like i did! ^^
I see you all during the week...
Monday, February 18, 2008
Mad Cow Edition
So I log into MSN right? Right? And the news pops up right? Yeah. And it's Valentines Day right? Look what the news said:
And finally I am including these guys because they are my friends. The bald one is shiny.
Sunday, February 17, 2008
late lolz
i know i know i missed my day, I am sorry about that but i have been really busy latley.
Friday, February 15, 2008
Bonus (?) Lol
Seeing as it looks like we got a bit confused with who goes when (when are we getting our three extra people so we can have a particular day?) here is a video that just made me lol just then.
It ought to tide you over until tomorrow when Rob goes.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Love Monkeys
Whoa, I got skipped? Shattered...
Well I'm still gonna post today. Take that system!
So last time I posted, we had a funny little clip from RiverBasil Concerning Valentines Day, well today, we have another fun video, this time, from MusicalKiwi13...
And for more Valentines joy why not watch Trippy's Vid...
I love Monopoly...
Charlie is also Friggin awesome! ^^
That's it from Leukey...
The Madness Of King George
DISCLAIMER
I want to just point out before we started today's LOLs that I am very respectful of contactees and abductees, and that the video that follows is offered entirely from a hope to entertain rather than to be disrespectful. The truth is the world is a very strange place.
Actually it probably serves as a good parallel for people (like myself) sitting at home alone on Valentines Day, who, like our Non-Abductees, ask the question: "Why not me?!"
Non-Abductees Anonymous by Drung888
Also This Edition
Naomi Robson Today Tonight Outtakes
Comedy Inc - Today Tonight Parody
Comedy Inc - A Current Affair Parody
From XKCD.com
Click For Larger Image
I appreciate this is a departure from tradition here at the LOLs, but I'd like to dedicate this entry to Ivan T. Sanderson; a truly original thinker.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
And I was Like, "We'd Probably Have to be Married for That to Work"
Don't forget your lols Ro!
How are you today good? Good.
I have a new source of lols! It's Savage Chickens where some guy whose surname is Savage draws chickens on post-it notes. Hilarity ensures.
This one is so funny because it's true. There is one sure-fire way to lose all faith in humanity and that is by working in customer service.
Have you heard of Wisemanthree? He was one of my first subscribers on YouTube and now he's just become a partner. Anyway, this video of his really got me for some reason.
Also Nalts posted the following video on his responseofnalts channel about his recent trip to London. Americans in other people's countries are always funny.
I also really enjoyed his Rowdy in London video, because it makes fun of my two favourite countries to make fun of - America and the United Kingdom.
Someone posted a hater comment on one of my videos. My immediate reaction was to laugh my face off. Lookey:
And finally, a Lolcat - because I can't help myself.
Catcha
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
From the vault number 2
Another edition of lol's from the vault, this will probably be my last one of these, and i have a good stockpile of new lols for my next turn.
A selection of pimpin pricey lol's from john
Pie is pretty polular
Another 2 lol's from our past loler, once known by the name of mittopotahis
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
19. Shots rang out, as shots are known to do.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Retro Edition
Many of my fellow LOLers were probably too young to appreciate The Thriller at the time, so why not bring it back now...
VideoJug Presents...
How To Do The Thriller
Also This Edition
Robin Sparkles "Let's Go To The Mall" (Rhyming "Tori" with "Sorry" - brilliance!) And Robin Explains
Pac Man: The Movie
Carrie Loves The 80s, Too!
Maldroid - Heck No (I'll Never Listen to Techno)
I LOL
THEREFORE I AM.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Link's only edition
Right so here i am again, and I notice we have yet to get more people in on the campaign. I was totally skeptical about this blog thing, but it's kinda cool... I can just sit here and ramble on... But i shan't!
Let's kick of the proceedings with a hilarious anecdote.... *sigh* I wish I was in VLR... lol
Our Very own riverbasil has made a hilarious Valentines video, so go check that out. And as we all know, River basil love Nalts, so check out his latest video. =P
fwins anyone?
And the non-Youtube article of the week: explosm's peter pan cult. ^^
So that's if from me, Leukeface..... *sigh* lol
I'll see you tomorrow John... =D
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Cute and Scots Edition
I guess you could say I find cute funny. That's the only conclusion I could come to. Lolcats and Cute With Chris just really pushes my funny-buttons. I'll spare you the lolcats for today. But Chris, he is amazing - did you know that?
Not long ago Chris made a live stage production of his online show Cute With Chris (see below). This picture was taken during that show, then photoshopped by a viewer and was posted on his blog. Made me lol - but that really goes without saying around here doesn't it.
Here are the highlights of the live show:
Also Natalie's husband, Drew, makes an occasional web-show called Roller Chester. Here is the latest episode:
Finally I challenged the Radge (aka, littleradge) to Scots me out with as much obscure Scots-English as possible. After I watched it about four times I had the story mostly figured out (although I'm still waiting on a full translation so I'm not sure if I got it right or not!). It is golden. Pure golden.
See you tomorrow Leuke.
Friday, February 8, 2008
lol's from the vault
Well I thought considering this campaign I started has become a blog, I would maybe repost some of the things that have been sent previously. Sorry to the team who won't see anything new in this edition, but I thought it was necessary to resend some of the classics, I may do this for my next few lol's, so sorry to the team for the repetition, but I will go back to regular posting soon.
(ED: You trust me with your words? Mwahahaha! - Rohan)
If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
(ED: You owe me big time, Rob. Those pictures took forever. - Rohan)
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Perversion, Sushi and Umbrellas... Oh My!
SurburbanMom's YOUR GUIDE TO PERVERSION
(I feel like Leuke and Rob, especially, after the 'rocking bed' incident should watch this. XD)
Also this edition:
Sushi Dilemma
What Would Jesus Do: Rhianna's UMBRELLA
Almost Famous
Work Out Machissmo Style
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Leuke's LoL's
I have been told it is my day, and we have a new format of posting. I'm sending this as an e-mail, but it's gonna appear as a blog! crazy!
Anyway, I found this mildly funny, maybe not that tasteful...
Frezned however did post quite a funny little song in response to nerimon's latest video...
For a quick laugh and neat trick, check out Trippy's latest vid... I found it quite amusing... =P
Well here's another rather intersting video from one of the "big guys".
And lastly this little number... It's quite possible you've seen it, but if you haven't it's quite clever....
So hopfully this sends all alright... hopfully next time i have to post we'll have more people in the team (like 7) and i'll have a fixed day! =D
Leuke
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
You remind me of this bowl of lol!
Woa! I'm like, all out of loljuice. Of course, I could just fill this up with more kind-of-funny lolcats or other stuff this is kind of lol, but that wouldn't be doing the lols justice. Instead I'll just focus on a very few things that made me lol.
A picture of a text message my friend Jay-Dee sent to me last night.
I laughed a lot when I received this message, not only because of the way it's written, but also because she was standing about a metre away from me at the time.
Video: Kinda catchy...
Pictures: Going through Natalie Dee's archives made me laugh at this animal attack series she did. As well as this one. It helps if you can read the titles (in the URL).
Many happy lols to you!
Robo