Friday, March 28, 2008

Teh bukkit saga! (pt 2)

its actually pretty bloody hard to find all these, you should all feel honoured someone is finding them, for you and you don't have to search yourself!

wow, 4 mins till midnight, TGISF (thank god its STILL friday)


Thursday, March 27, 2008

oh noes! wat u doen?!

It's my day to blog, and I'm too busy going nom nom nom eating Chinese food. Yes, that is the sound people make while eating. Nom. Nom. Nom.

What's happened to me this week, hmm. Well, like I alluded in my last post, I'm another year older as of yesterday,and still no wiser. We hit up the clubbing scene in Sydney on the weekend - 'twas mighty good fun. That said, it meant I've spent not much time looking for new lols.

Lucky for us all, I came prepared!

Obligatory YouTube Video!

Ken Lee, indeed. Poor woman.

In other news, this is an important life lesson for us all:

Given the, ah, variety of music on my computer, I have taken this message very much to heart. Power Rangers, Sesame Street and Captain Planet have all been relegated to a different playlist.

Star Wars is strange. Robot Chicken (an adultswim program) has a funny take on some of the plot points:

Luke: I'll never join you! You killed my father!
Vader: No, Luke. I am your father!
Luke: That's not true! That's impossible!
Vader: And Princess Leia is your sister!
Luke: That's not true! That's... improbable.
Vader: And the empire will be defeated by Ewoks!
Luke: That's... very unlikely.
Vader: And, as a child, I built C3PO!
Luke: ... Huh?
(one hour later)
Vader: And the Force? Well, that's just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream called midi-chlorians.
Luke: Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm out.

Yeah, I'm spent. I had a few others, but the forums are down at uni (again. Our system is terrible this year) so I can't find them. Anyway, see you all next week!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Text Only. Becasue I Fail.

Sorry sorry sorry guys. I completely fail at finding lols this week. And at simple grammar. Apparently.

At MY music festival there was many a lol to be had, but none that really translate into stories that are able to be told. But what the hell I'll give it a go anyway.

I was camping at the festival and while there I met these girls who were actually from Toowoomba itself (but were still camping for some reason). In Toowoomba there must be something in the water (ooh snap! Oh wait, nobody's going to get that) because these girls were hilarious!

Essentially they would sit outside their tent and accost people as they walked by with questions like how does the Bohemian Rhapsody start? and statements like Let me see your zoid zoid! Let me see your zoid zoid! Never mind that nobody has the faintest idea what a zoid is. Neither did they. Once a person had answered the question, they'd get them to recite the Bohemian Rhapsody or to demonstrate their best dance move. It was pure gold.

Other campers would run around with a couch that had speakers embedded in it which would play music. At seemingly random moments they would spring to their feet and move the couch to a new location. While moving they would collect a crowd of dancing people who would stay for a minute or two before getting bored and drifting on.

I also saw my old principal's son dressed as Spiderman.

Hmm. Not being on the internet for a week makes it difficult to find funny stuff. I'm sure I'll be back to form next week.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Folk Festival Flippancy*

So I have just returned from The National Folk Festival in Canberra, where, by far the funniest thing I saw was a couple of guys doing a great cover of Britney Spears' "Toxic."

I also watched some Morris Dancers. After a performance one of the dancers fell to the floor. Another dancer quickly surveyed the audience for someone who could provide "the kiss of life."

Morris Dancer - National Folk Festival 2008

A girl kissed him on the cheek and every other dancer on the stage instantly fell to the floor. Funny stuff

I also ran into Leuke, and before any of you ask... yes, he is just like he is in his videos. Only in colour. I'm glad we could clear that up.

CharlesTrippy Finally Loses Plot... and dignity

Also This Edition


The Jack & Coke Lady

RiverBasil: Sexy Single AND Available

* Alliteration FTW!

Friday, March 21, 2008

ROB RETURNS! (pt 2) AKA "Teh bukkit saga!"


this is only part of the bukkit saga, im sorry if its in the wrong order, but it was hard enough to find them all, let along order them! More of the bukkit saga next friday! untill then, Farewell and goodmorrow kind sirs!


hello hello

yes i know i missed my week last week and im very sorry, but by the time i realised it was already too late, and i was left with 2 decisions, either post late on sunday, or wait untill this week and do a double post, and i decided to wait. SO without further ado!

I haver recently gotten addicted to the popular social networking site, facebook. and i was filling out a survey on the site when i found these, no need to say, they made me lol.

It really is...

mmmmmmmm.... coffeeeee....
Its hard to pass up a pickup line like that!
I think john and hank run it...

hip diggity...?
hmmmmmm.. tis an intriguing thought.

okey dokey, i will soon be posting ANOTHER LOL POST! GASP! just to even up my numbers with leuke and john, rohan seems to have considerable more posts than any of us... but i think this is because he was the first to post the lols as a blog and he was also the last one to have a day of non normal lols, which gave him another extra one... anyways.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Static Image Edition

Okay, so it's after 10pm and I'm only just starting to write this. Luckily I have some backup material prepared, because I haven't had a good laugh all week.
This week, it's non-Youtube week. Our Internet's slow again, so I haven't been keeping up to date.

For starters, I'm upping the ante with a few new signs. Leuke, your move!

In case you can't make it out, it reads "Barney Vs Godzilla"

Random limerick!

A young psychic midget named Marge
Went to jail with the most heinous charge
But despite lock and key
The next day she broke free
And the headlines said "Small Medium at Large"

Then, we have a little political humour, courtesy of my own little bro.

Finally, I know the lack of parking in some parts of my university is shocking, but it seems wherever there's a will, there's a way.

Happy holidays if you're on holiday, keep on keeping on if you're not. I'm in Sydney most of next week, and by the time I blog again I'll be another year older! Go me.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Gotta Go I'm Running Late KTHXBI

So many things happened to me this week! Thankfully most of those things were also conductive to lols. So before I skip out and go to my music festival that I'm going to, come and have a bit of a giggle with me.

Do you know anyone who knows pi to some really stupid place? Go on. Everyone knows someone.

Have any of you ever been to The Sneeze? This blog is very funny - even the ads are funny! On the sidebar, I espied this little gem:Also YouTube has been making me laugh and laugh these past few days. Not because of the videos (well... partly because of the videos) but because the users can sometimes just be so internet.Do you know what fanny means in Australia? Google it or something. I've removed this person's username so I won't get in trouble by them or anything, but the comment is still up there on my channel if you want to make sure it's not photoshopped (like who would photoshop a lol anyway?).

Finally I've got a Twitter update from JenLuv37. She has such good humour about her pregnancy.
Maybe I'll get some lols on camera while I'm at Easterfest? Who knows!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Readers LOL too!

Okay, since Rob missed his day I think we have no choice but to vote him off the island.

No theme today. Actually a number of these things were sent in by friends of the LOLs. So "hello friends"!

Daniel Radcliffe and Rove

This is for Rohan and his slow internet connection.

Also This Edition

Look Around You Maths

Rick Astley Would Never...

Jamie Oliver Raps

Michael Buble Raps

Official Monster Raving Lunatic Party MANIFESTO proposals

Have fun!

Monday, March 17, 2008

33: omg it's thirty three!

So in news today,
Well I can't be bothered doing anything more than pointing it out... anyone else gonna box his ears? =P lol

Let's start the ball rolling with a little story...

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vordskontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Well that was fun. =D

What now? MARIO! ...or Bowser.

And we shall finish off with a good old youtube video. =D This one's brilliant. hehe

Lets hope for a good week... and a good week next week, which I won't be part of, 'cause I'll be in Canberra.

Cheers all.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Cards and Tiles, with a Hint of Lemon

Fillet can keep his manly lols business. I’m a go all post-structuralist on you and suggest that a manly lol is anything a man gets a laugh from. Nyer.

I was going to start this paragraph with “woo, what a week”, but then realised that I wrote exactly the same thing last time! Seriously! Seems like I just have very, very full-on weeks these days.

Give me the lols, I hear you shout!

Ever watched an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh? Neither have I, but this parody, written by LittleKuriboh, is hell of funny even if you don’t really know what the original show is about.

Episode 19: Jagshamesh

This particular episode is my favourite. Watch the whole series, though. It’s sure to have something that’ll get a laugh out of you.

Tilly and the Wall - Sing Songs Aloud

Not really laugh-out-loud funny, but it’s a cool take on hipster-cutester culture, and has zombies and everything!

In other lols...

Did Azukar laugh at this because it reminded him of his childhood? Maybe. Did it dredge up long-supressed memories of only walking up even-numbered steps, and inventing complex rule system for walking on different surfaces? Possibly...

Tiles, hmm. That makes me think of Scrabble! Everyone likes Scrabble, right? It's a game up there with Monopoloy and Anagram in terms of generating family feuds.
That's about enough for today. Now, my dilemma: go drown myself in methodology, or have a nap. It's an important decision, people...

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

We are Manly LolMen

I've decided my definition of 'manly lols' is any lol that doesn't include a kitten. In Joel can do better, then so be it but I have decided the internet is a place manly men go in order to giggle without shame.

If you don't know who John Green is you are missing out. He did features for public radio in Chicago for a while and you can still find transcripts of them on his website. Reading this one about university was particularly poignant for me seeing as I've just gone back to full time study after a rather extended absence.

Must... not... post... lolcat...

There's a good friend of mine, littleradge, who is from Scotland. We often talk on MSN and whatnot. Occasionally we'll talk about the differences between our two countries but usually it doesn't come up too often. That is, until he commented ever-so innocently:

I didn't know that 'ach' was a noise you could translate into text, but apparently I was wrong.


Who likes Hillary? Who knew she likes souls?

Thank goodness I can go back to my girlish lols next week. That nearly killed me.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Drugs are BAD, children!

Leuke is back! Rob is back too! All is right in the world.

Today's LOL comes in the form of a cautionary tale: DRUGS ARE BAD, children!

Spiders on Drugs

From TheJobBored:

Apparently, the Ohio Supreme Court has ruled that crack dealers are, in fact, employed in the eyes of the law. Thus, if you deal crack after your accident, you are technically employed, and the state can cut off your disability payments.

Also This Edition

New Way to Hide WEED!
(Related Article: Green thumb prunes cannabis into hedge)

The consumption of poppy seeds used on bagels and muffins can produce positive results on drug screen tests.

And Finally... The Real Message of The Universe

I'll talk (write?) to (at?) you next week. In the meanwhile, feel free to join me at the newly retooled </shameless plug>

This LOL is dedicated to IanCrossland, and the aliens that are going to get him. (Poor Aliens won't know what hit them.)

Monday, March 10, 2008

Slackness prevails

K, so I've been away as you should all know, and I've just got back and it's 11 O'clock and I been working long days (like 16+ hour days) and I'm tired... but I didn't want to miss my day... And last time I did say that my next post would be a good 'un, but I'm gonna have to move that forward to next week...
Basically my excuses is Rob didn't put effort in so I won't either. =P lol

Here are a couple of Signs... Inspired by Joel
And for YouTube video of the week, the strange mind of big D gives us this...

Friday, March 7, 2008

loling while i should be packing

Im off on a 3 night camp and i should be packing, but im not. what am i doing you ask? well I'm writing this aren't i you bloody idiots.

ok, well.... hopw to begin... how to begin... oh gosh i really don't have that much stuff worth loling over... 


haha, *sigh* nerdfighters FTW!



ok thats it... and now i must be off to pack!

*prances off merrily*

p.s. you just lost the game!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Guess the Overarching Theme Edition

Okay, I was going to concede the lack-of-manly-lols thing, but if Fillet can give himself another week, so can I.

Woo, what a week. From last Thursday to today, I don’t think my feet have touched the ground even once. Serves me right for making the career choices I’ve made, I guess.

I’ve got high-speed Internet again at last, meaning that I’ve been able to do a bit of ’Tubing, and I’ve been getting up to speed on the recent work samples from the Vancouver Film School. Students put up their animation reels, short videos and scripts up on YouTube for the world to see, and they’re generally very, very awesome. Let’s see if I’ve figured out how to embed video in Blogspot yet…

The Switch

Speaking of short movies, but not speaking of YouTube, here’s a Cyanide and Happiness short which had me crying with laughter the first time I watched it. Yeah, I was in a funny mood that day…


Leuke, if it’s any consolation, yours and Fillet’s fish tend to get the most food when I feed them, even if I deliberately click right in front of my own albino carp. So maybe it all balances out in the end.

Finally, let’s flick channels to When Comics Go Wrong.
Think about how many words you could say between jumping out of a fairly short tree and landing on the ground. Could you say your name? Probably. Recite the alphabet? Doubtful.

Now, for your pleasure and flabbergastation, marvel at this strip from the X-MEN verse:

That’s all from me, folks. Keep laughing.


Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Birthday Edition

I swear I didn't know my birthday would be on the same day I was doing my lols this year. As a result the manly lol post will be shoved unceremoniously back to next week. Also I couldn't find any. Also I don't really know what constitutes a manly lol so I want to give myself some more time.

This morning I woke up and found siting in my bathroom a suitcase which contained a pair of shoes, a t-shirt (see my blog for an explanation) and this card:

It made me lol.

Later I opened a present from my Uncle Dick and Aunty Maz and it contained this card:


It also made me lol.

Then I went and got my birthday doughnut. It didn't make me lol because I already knew I was getting a giant doughnut for my birthday, but there is a distinct possibility that you never saw it coming, so it might make you lol.

Then as I was typing this, my happy RSS reader informed me that one of my favourite blogs had come up with rather dry bit of British perspective. It did, in fact, make me lol.