Mad Cow Edition

So I log into MSN right? Right? And the news pops up right? Yeah. And it's Valentines Day right? Look what the news said:

Although I'm aware it is Britney we're talking about here, the entire question escapes me.

Also Haley G Hoover has a beautiful mind. I want to steal it.



And finally I am including these guys because they are my friends. The bald one is shiny.